Broke into old abandoned church rumored to be haunted. Orgy. Hallucinagens. Demons appeared. Only 3 survived. You, Karine and a small child that appeared as you were racing towards the exit. She thought it was a demon and wanted to leave it, you insisted it was a real human 3 year old and decided to adopt it after it began calling you Mol-Mom.
This is so incredible. I think I might believe that you are actually Ugly. Only a true Uggo could write so deeply from the unfortunate looking depths of the heart.
My daughter was mad at me the other day and yelled “You’re ugly!” I shrugged and said “People don’t choose how they look. That’s not an insult. Pick something better.”
She responded with “You’re hideous!” So I explained that hideous just *more ugly* and still not insulting because I didn’t choose my looks.
Then she yelled “You’re stupid!” And I said now THAT’S an insult. Good job. You’re grounded.
This was funny, but we all know you're really a male priest pretending to be a hot girl pretending to be an ugly girl and in reality casting demonic curses on all who read this from the bowels of the church, daring God to prove he's real by striking you down, even as the leering creature in the corner assures you that your pact with Satan will save you.
Literally every sentence of your writing was hilariously unhinged and beautiful 😍 I don't care what you look like (promise), I want to eat your brain xx
What a coincidence, this is the week I decided to unsub from and block every thirst trap* who crosses my desk. So glad I don't have to push the button to fire father_karine into the sun, yet.
*I mean, I'm into surprise attack by half-naked women, but posting a Note about "Exploring Beautiful Sardinia" or "Morning Walk With My Snuggly Dog" and it's just a series of mirror selfies that might as well be from the fitting room at Ross Dress For Less? That's what George Carlin would call "Bullshit!"
we kissed through a hole in the naan
Are you THAT Molly? From the story?
What story?? either way the answer is probably "yes"
Broke into old abandoned church rumored to be haunted. Orgy. Hallucinagens. Demons appeared. Only 3 survived. You, Karine and a small child that appeared as you were racing towards the exit. She thought it was a demon and wanted to leave it, you insisted it was a real human 3 year old and decided to adopt it after it began calling you Mol-Mom.
Rings a bell
I cannot believe He Would write This!!!!!!!!
I don't care if your the third stage of the Substance. I'm in love with your mind.
Another angry incel, dude get over yourself
Plenty of girls out there for you fucksake
“We've been instructed to let this one play out” is killing me hahahahahah. You one brilliantly deranged bitch father_karine
My favorite too
This essay confirms my theory that the good-looking people will never be as funny as the uggos.
This is so incredible. I think I might believe that you are actually Ugly. Only a true Uggo could write so deeply from the unfortunate looking depths of the heart.
My daughter was mad at me the other day and yelled “You’re ugly!” I shrugged and said “People don’t choose how they look. That’s not an insult. Pick something better.”
She responded with “You’re hideous!” So I explained that hideous just *more ugly* and still not insulting because I didn’t choose my looks.
Then she yelled “You’re stupid!” And I said now THAT’S an insult. Good job. You’re grounded.
This was funny, but we all know you're really a male priest pretending to be a hot girl pretending to be an ugly girl and in reality casting demonic curses on all who read this from the bowels of the church, daring God to prove he's real by striking you down, even as the leering creature in the corner assures you that your pact with Satan will save you.
Literally every sentence of your writing was hilariously unhinged and beautiful 😍 I don't care what you look like (promise), I want to eat your brain xx
This sounds like an extremely, out-of-the-roof scoville scale hot girl is fantasizing being ugly
Don’t believe the gorilla bit. Rest seems fine
First post on Substack I’m reading twice
everybody online is a dude unless proven otherwise
this is Girlhood
I am legally bound to acknowledge my appreciation of a "Dancer in the Dark" joke
What a coincidence, this is the week I decided to unsub from and block every thirst trap* who crosses my desk. So glad I don't have to push the button to fire father_karine into the sun, yet.
*I mean, I'm into surprise attack by half-naked women, but posting a Note about "Exploring Beautiful Sardinia" or "Morning Walk With My Snuggly Dog" and it's just a series of mirror selfies that might as well be from the fitting room at Ross Dress For Less? That's what George Carlin would call "Bullshit!"