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Bobcat's avatar

Incredible. Paul looks exactly as he should

I saw Burn After Reading on opening night with a full theater, also in my sophmore year, and the disappoinment in the room after Pitt gets shot made that moment so much funnier than it was disappointing. People were audibly demoralized and sighing and muttering for a good five minutes

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father_karine's avatar

an amazing scene, pitt's golden retriever "oopsie daisy" smile when he's caught is the best

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PostLurkClarity's avatar

We are so back!!!

Your friend was subconsciously taking pictures for the convenience of the Dateline/60 min. producers of your would be murders lol I predicted (but had to scroll up to confirm) that c*lby would end up having a bad trip. Shrooms are that friend that won't let you party until you've done some self healing.

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claire's avatar

OMG I had a similar experience with a Polish driver in Poland in 2007. He drove a car of 4 Australian women at 200km/hr on the highway WHILE chugging from a bottle of honey vodka and cracking jokes about Polish drivers. He drove so safely and it was fucking wild to see the spedometer, process the speed and realise "I am an 18 year old Australian idiot girl, I can't do anything about this situation" until we were safely back to our accom. Love your writing, thank you! <3

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father_karine's avatar

i wouldn't trust a polish cabbie that wasn't drinking tbh. pull over piotr lets get you some vodka, i need steady hands on that wheel

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claire's avatar

LOL yes. vodka-drunk is just chaotic neutral for Paweł

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Chris Jesu Lee's avatar

I heard that if an airline's unpaid landing fees bill gets high enough, airports will just shoot that plane out of the sky with a rocket launcher.

Enjoyed the story!

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