This is almost worth the trauma! And I think you might have coined a euphemism: "Partaking in the foregoing" is to do drugs, ungrudgingly but nonetheless primarily for reasons of social expediency. Of course, you have the option to forego the foregoing, but that kind of person tends not to tell such wild, generous tales.
You called him "gurl" and he wasn't confused or fazed for one second. That's some Mamba Mentality.
this is incredible
This is almost worth the trauma! And I think you might have coined a euphemism: "Partaking in the foregoing" is to do drugs, ungrudgingly but nonetheless primarily for reasons of social expediency. Of course, you have the option to forego the foregoing, but that kind of person tends not to tell such wild, generous tales.
Nothing to add except he was probably playing an oud and not a banjo.
Every story you tell makes me laugh out loud which never happens when I read writing, until I found you
absolutely bonkers wonderful story