ok guys, here’s a very true story about the time i was working as a receptionist at a NYC hedge fund and one of the finance guys that worked out of our office had a full blown meltdown over cherries that I “stole” from him.
My favourite part is how the Office Manager seemed to say "fruit of the month club" as a snide insult to Cherries Guy because such a club sounds so stupid. But then Cherries Guy was indeed part of a fruit of the month club.
I think my favorite part of the story is how clear you are about completely being in the wrong. It actually makes his response more insane. Also, why not order the cherries to himself, on what planet is it convenient to order a perishable item to your job?
My favorite is “even beforehand when I first saw them on the fruit-of-the-month calendar”. I want a fruit of the month calendar to look forward to 😂😂😂 I’m so glad I discovered this
My favourite part is how the Office Manager seemed to say "fruit of the month club" as a snide insult to Cherries Guy because such a club sounds so stupid. But then Cherries Guy was indeed part of a fruit of the month club.
I think my favorite part of the story is how clear you are about completely being in the wrong. It actually makes his response more insane. Also, why not order the cherries to himself, on what planet is it convenient to order a perishable item to your job?
I like "Btw, I ate my fucking mangos." *mic drop*
would pay to see a live reading/reenactment of this
My favorite is “even beforehand when I first saw them on the fruit-of-the-month calendar”. I want a fruit of the month calendar to look forward to 😂😂😂 I’m so glad I discovered this
I’m cackling
Note to self: don't end up like this analyst or just don't end up on the buy side